Beth I can't hear you calling,
Cuz Im too busy debugging now.
The blinking terminal is screaming
"What have you done dear Moe?"
Why is this working here and not there?
Is the string "production" the cause?
My debugging skills are that of an old bear
The Manager is gonna stab me without a pause.
Friends and colleagues speak words of joy
Deadline and bugs are all I see, Ahoy!
C is faster, better and another dimension
So, is FORTRAN, Assembly and Java
But can you debug in production?
And that is what matters, dear baba
In five hours you'll write that backend
what took you three weeks, no shame!
Drink that cup and make your ascend
That manager won't have you to blame.
Ah! finally, the masterpiece is done
a push to production will remain
Build mighty CI, there should be none
And there it is, victory with champagne
Beth, did you just stop calling?
I'm coming back to bed right now
Just a peek at the log, is what I'm craving
"Why is that undefined, instead of disallow?"